This is how this site TRULY began.
Long ago in Japan there lived a young boy named Subaru Sumeragi. He stayed with his twin sister and was oft visited by a friendly, albeit slightly unnerving, veterinarian named Seishirou Sakurazuka.

Hey! Why isn't my name mentioned?! Unfair, unfair!
Don't worry Hokuto-chan, I'm sure you're getting your own paragraph...

Ah, umm... Right, and the lovely twin sister who dressed Subaru was none other than Hokuto Sumeragi, the dream girl of any sane man.

O-HOHOHOHOHO! That's much better!
Ho-Hokuto-chan, the story only just started...
And it's a good thing I interrupted! It was almost messed up right in the beginning!

Anyway, these three good friends were somehow transported into the future somewhere in America.

Yes... Somehow...
Don't do that Seishirou-san!
Is it, sexy?
Aa... Anoo... It's... Slightly unnerving...

They adapted quickly to their new environment. Seishirou went to work in a veterinary office, somehow getting around the fact that he spoke Japanese. Hokuto started her own clothing line. And Subaru discovered the wonderful internet of the future. Not as many people were calling for exorcisms in the future, and the ones that did were mostly fakes. Poor Subaru suddenly had too much free time on his hands and nothing to do with it. So he began building a webpage dedicated to his life.

And we're on your webpage?
Of course you are! You and Hokuto-chan are the closer to me than anyone else.
I hear wedding bells Sei-chan!
Ho-Hokuto-chan!
I was beginning to think you'd found another man, Subaru.
Seishirou-san! Hokuto-chan! Stop teasing!

Subaru had never built a webpage before. Luckily for him, a random narrator voice was ready to help out.

Hello Mr. Narrator!

Ah... hi. So with a narrator to back him up and plenty of time to spare, nothing could stop Subaru. He set up his page on January 1, 2003, and has been running it ever since.

You're so dedicated Subaru.
Arigatou gozaimasu...