151
パタリロの謀略
パタリロ!159
Patalliro's Scheme
Patalliro! 159

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Panel 1
常春の国マリネラ
A country of everlasting spring, Malynera.

Panel 2
うがっ！
Ugah!

Panel 3
うがががが
Ugagagagah!

Panel 4
うがうがうが
Ugah ugah ugah!

Panel 5
うがっ！
Ugah!

Panel 6
うがーっ！！
Ugaaah!!

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Panel 1
うががが
Ugagagah!

バンバン
Ban ban - Bam bam

Panel 2
うががっ！！
Ugagah!!

Panel 3
ずいぶん荒れてるな
He's completely lost his temper.

ああ
Yeah.

ドタンバタン！
Dotan batan! - Slam bam!

Panel 4
今度はバンコラン少佐に徹底的にたたきのめされたからな
It's because Bancoran thoroughly beat him down this time.

Panel 5
実はせんだって今回の物語とは直接関係のない ある事件が起こったのです
Actually, something happened not related to the recent story.

Panel 6
長年にわたり英国政府の機密を盗みだしていた大物スパイがロンドンで発見されバンコランが逮捕にむかったのですが
An important spy who had stolen England's government's secrets over the course of many years was discovered in London, and Bancoran went to arrest him.

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Panel 1
いつも通りにしゃしゃり出たパタリロの妨害でとり逃がしてしまったのでした
As usual, Patalliro popped out and got in the way and he missed his capture.

Panel 2
怒り心頭に発したバンコランは今度ばかりは許さないとパタリロをメチャラクチャラにぶんなぐったのです
When Bancoran flew into a rage and wouldn't excuse him this time, knocked Patalliro around to excess.

Panel 3
おかげでさすがのパタリロも二日間寝こんでしまい
Thanks to that, Patalliro was in bed for two days.

Panel 4
やっと起き上がれるようになったと思ったらなぐられたくやしさで荒れまくっているのでありました
When he finally woke up he recklessly lost his temper and beat everything around him angrily.

ウガーッ
Ugaaah!

Panel 5
自業自得だと思うけどなあ
He got what he deserved.

しっ聞こえたらこっちにとばっちりがくるぞ
Sh, if he hears us he'll come for us for sure.

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Panel 1
しかえしだー！！
Reveeenge!!

Panel 2
ええ？！
Eeh?!

復讐するは我にあり！
I'm going to get revenge!

グッ！
Gu! - Clench!

Panel 3
何を地味な日本映画みたいなこと言ってるんです
What you're saying sounds like a simple Japanese movie.

しかえしってどうやって
But how will you get revenge?

それはこれから考える！
I'll figure it out after this!

Panel 4
とにかくバンコランに二度と立ち直れないようなダメージをあたえるのだ！親友にこんな大ケガをさせてただですむと思ってるのか！
Anyhow, I'll damage Bancoran in a way he can never recover from! As if I'd let a close friend just get away with giving me such large injuries!

くそっ
Damn

Panel 5
親友でしたっけ？
"Close friend"?

さーてどういう手段で。。。
Now, what method should I use...

Panel 6
おおそうだ。マライヒと別れさせてやろう
Ooh, that's right. I'll separate him from Maraich.

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Panel 1
ええっ？！
Eeh?!

Panel 2
そうすれば精神的にもダメージをあたえられるし栄養管理をする者がいなくなって体をこわすにちがいない
That way it'll damage him emotionally and he'll stop watching his nutrition and it'll ruin his health.

Panel 3
そっそんな無茶な！
Th-that's absurd!

バンコラン少佐の浮気が原因でときどきケンカはするけどあの仲のいい二人を引きさこうなんて！
They fight sometimes because of Major Bancoran's cheating but how could you tear apart two people who are close?!

Panel 4
そうかバンコランに浮気をさせればいいんだ
That's right. I just need to make Bancoran have an affair.

Panel 5
よしただちに国中の美少年を集めろ！！
All right, gather pretty boys throughout the country immediately!!

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Panel 1
なんで写真なんだ。本人たちをつれてこい！
What's with these pictures? I said to bring people!

無理ですよ。宮殿に入りきりません
That's impossible. They can't all get into the palace.

Panel 2
えっマリネラにはそんなに美少年がいるのか
Eh, Malynera has that many pretty boys?

Panel 3
ゴロゴロしてます
It's strewn with them.

気候がいいのと経済状態が良好なので人相がよくなるんでしょうね
Maybe because it has good weather and economic conditions, their looks are good?

Panel 4
バンコラン少佐はいつも仕事でサッと来てサッと帰るから知りませんけど市街を歩かせたらたいへんなことになりますよ
Since Major Bancoran is always working and comes and goes quickly he doesn't know, but if he walked the streets he'd be in big trouble.

Panel 5
飢えたオオカミをニワトリ小屋に放すようなもんだろうな
It would be like letting a starving wolf into the chicken pen.

Panel 6
しかしこれだけ上玉がそろってれば大丈夫だ
But if there's so many fine jewels it should be fine.

ヒッヒッヒッ
Hee hee hee

どうするつもりです
What do you plan on doing?

Panel 7
次々にロンドンへ送りこむ
I'll send them to London one after another.

フッフッフッ
Hu hu hu

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Panel 1
そしてバンコランの前を歩かせるのだ
And make them walk in front of Bancoran.

ヘッヘッヘッ
Heh heh heh

Panel 2
そうすればあの変態色魔のことだ。必ず声をかけるだろう
Then he'll transform into a masher. He'll certainly call out to them.

ホッホッホッ
Ho ho ho

Panel 3
そのあとはおさだまりだ。食事をしてホテルへ直行！これを少年のストックがつきるまでくり返す！
After that it goes as usual. They have a meal and go directly to a hotel! We'll repeat that until our stock of boys runs out!

マッマッマッ
Ma ma ma

Panel 4
そうすればバンコランは家に帰ってくるヒマがなくケンカ別れの家庭崩壊！
Then he'll have no time to go back home and they'll have a break-up fight and his home life will collapse!

ミッミッミッ
Mi mi mi

Panel 5
ムッムッムッ
Mu mu mu

Panel 6
メッメッメッ
Me me me

どこまでいくんです
How far will you go?

Panel 7
でもそううまくいきますかね
But will it go smoothly?

モッ？！
Mo?!

Panel 8
ぼくの計画に欠点でも？
Is there a flaw in my plan?

モモモッ？！
Mo mo mo?!

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Panel 1
バンコラン少佐に見つめられた美少年がどうなるかご存知でしょう
What will happen when Major Bancoran gazes at a beautiful boy?

Panel 2
シュバッ！
Shuba! - Bam!

Panel 3
ガビーン！！
Gabiin!! - Shock!!

Panel 4
あああっ！あなたみたいな素敵な人にウソをつくなんてできない！実はぼくパタリロ殿下に命令されて。。。！
Aaah! I can't lie to such a wonderful person! Actually, His Highness Patalliro ordered me...!

Panel 5
こうなるのが落ちですよ
That's the downfall.

マミムメオモッ
Ma mi mu me mo

Panel 6
それはまずい！
That's bad!

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Panel 2
カチャッ
Kacha - Click

はい もしもし
Yes, hello?

Panel 4
あなたに
It's for you.

本部からならわたしは留守だ
If it's headquarters tell them I'm out.

Panel 5
かわいらしい男の子の声だよ
It's the voice of a sweet boy.

パサッ！
Pasa! - Clack!

Panel 8
仕事の関係だろう。休日だというのに困ったものだ
It's probably related to work. It's bothersome that it's on my day off.

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Panel 1
一瞬 何を考えたの？
What were you thinking for a moment?

えっ？
Eh?

Panel 2
自宅には電話するなと言ってあるのに誰だろうって？
Who did you give our home phone number to?

何のことだかわからんな
I don't know what you mean.

Panel 3
もしもし！誰だか知らんがバンコランだ！何の用だ！
Hello! I don't know who this is, but this is Bancoran! What do you want?!

Panel 4
何っ？！おまえに誰だ！
What?! Who are you?!

Panel 5
ぼくのことはどうでもいいでしょう。あなたが逃がした大物オペレーターのことでお話があると言ってるんです
Who I am doesn't matter. I have something to tell you about an important Operator that you let escape.

Panel 6
3時にホテルXXのティールームで
3 o'clock, at the tea room of Hotel XX.

チン
Chin - Click

おい！
Hey!

Panel 7
もしもし？！
Hello?!

Panel 8
シーッ
Shii - Silence

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Panel 1
くそっ！
Damnit!

ガチャッ
Gacha - Clack

Panel 4
ホテルXXに3時だと？！まにあわんじゃないか！
Hotel XX at 3?! I won't be in time!

何だったの？
What was it?

Panel 5
例の事件のタレこみだ！諜報員をオペレーターと呼んでいる所をみると素人のいたずら電話ではなさそうだ！
Someone is squealing about that incident! It's not likely to be a prank call when he's calling the spy the Operator!

Panel 6
行ってくるぞ！
I'm going!

バンコラン！
Bancoran!

Panel 7
バタン！
Batan! - Slam!

Panel 8
カッカッカッ
Ka ka ka - Click click click

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Panel 1
カッカッ
Ka ka - Click click

Panel 2
出てきた！
He went out!

よし 連絡しろ！
All right, contact him!

Panel 3
こちら斥候バンコラン少佐の服装は。。。
This is the scouts. Bancoran's garments are...

Panel 5
本当に仕事がらみの電話だったみたいだな。デートのさそいにしては大胆すぎるもの
It seems like that phone call really was for work. It's too daring to be an invite to a date.

Panel 6
でも
But...

Panel 8
ひょっとしたらそれがねらいだったのかも。。。ぼくの裏をかくために。。。
Perhaps that was the aim... In order to outwit me...

Panel 9
何より男の子の声だったのが気になる。。。
I'm mostly worried that it was a boy's voice...

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Panel 1
ターッ
Taa - Tap

美少年とはものすごく疑ぐりぶかいものなのです
He's a terribly distrustful beautiful boy.

Panel 4
ザワザワ
Zawa zawa - Chatter chatter

Panel 5
バンコラン様で？
Mr. Bancoran?

Panel 6
まさか君が電話の主じゃあるまいな
You can't be the person on the phone.

X美少年
X Pretty Boy

Panel 7
わたくしはマネージャーでして。。。さきほどからお客様がお待ちかねだったのですが急用ができたとかでしばらく待っていていただきたいとのご伝言です
I'm the manager... A guest has been waiting for you for awhile, but he sent me a message that urgent business came up and he'd like you to wait.

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Panel 1
なんだ急いできたのに
What? Even though I rushed over.

あちらの個室でお待ちになっては
Please wait in a private room over there.

Panel 2
パタン
Patan - Click

ギッ
Gi - Squeak

Panel 3
マライヒはすぐあとを追いかけてきてる！行け！
Maraich is coming after him immediately from behind! Go!

Panel 4
カッカッ
Ka ka - Click click

Panel 5
ハッ！
Hah!

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Panel 3
カッカッ
Ka ka - Click click

Panel 4
夕方
Evening

Panel 5
タクシーで尾行してたらまかれちゃった
When I followed him in a taxi I lost his trail.

Panel 6
今ごろ二人は。。。
Up to now those two have been...

ギュッ
Gyu - Clench

Panel 7
カチャッ
Kacha - Click

Panel 8
まったく
Really.

ブッブッ
Bu bu - Grumble

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Panel 1
ふうん ずいぶん早かったね どこで何をしてきたの
Hnn, that's extremely early. Where did you got and what did you do?

Panel 2
どこでとか何をとか言える状況じゃない会えなかったんだ
There's no "where" and "what". I didn't meet him.

Panel 3
やっぱりいたずらだったのかな。二時間待ちぼうけだ
Like I thought, it was a prank. I waited two hours for nothing.

よくそんな見えすいたウソを
That's such a transparent lie.

Panel 4
ウソ？何が？
Lie? What is?

Panel 5
だって
But

Panel 6
あとをつけてちゃんとこの目で見たんだから。。。とはマライヒには言えませんでした。なぜならそんなことを言ったら
Because he followed him and saw it with his own eyes... he couldn't tell Maraich anything. Because if he said anything...

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Panel 1
あとをつけた？！なぜそんなはしたないまねをする！そんなにわたしが信用できないか！
You followed me?! Why would you act so unladylike?! Can't you trust me?!

Panel 2
そんなはしたないおまえなんか嫌いだ！
I hate when you're so unladylike!

バンコラン！
Bancoran!

と こうなりかねないからです
It would probably turn out like this.

Panel 3
浮気をされるのはいやですが嫌われるのはもっといやです。惚れた弱みでマライヒは何も言えませんでした
Although he hates him having an affair, he hates being disliked even more. Taking advantage of the fact that Maraich was in love, Maraich couldn't say anything.

Panel 4
何をやってるんだ
What are you doing?

知らない！
I don't know!

Panel 5
バタン！
Batan! - Slam!

Panel 6
ちょっと腹がへってるんだが
I'm a bit hungry.

ガンヅメでも食べたら！
Eat a rake or something!

Panel 7
何だっていうんだ
What the heck?

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Panel 1
翌日また電話がかかってきました
The next day another call came in.

Panel 2
あっおまえか！きのうはよくも
Ah, you?! How dare you, yesterday...

Panel 3
何い？！きのうは怪しい奴に見張られてるのに気がついてー？！今日はまちがいないー？！
Whaat?! You noticed someone suspicious watching you yesterday?! Today for sure?!

Panel 4
くさいお芝居
Something's fishy.

Panel 5
こうしてバンコランは出かけて行き
Thus Bancoran left.

Panel 6
マライヒはまた尾行
And Maraich tailed him again.

Panel 7
バンコランはまたまた待ちぼうけをくわされ
Bancoran was made to wait once again for nothing.

Panel 8
マライヒもまたまた尾行をまかれ
Maraich lost the trail again.

Panel 9
帰ってきてからまたケンカです
And when he came home there was another fight.

知らない！
I don't know!

何がなんだかわからんじゃないか！
What don't you know?!

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Panel 1
ガッハッハッ
Gahaha

Panel 2
今日もご苦労だった。斥候の知らせではケンカの最中らしい。この調子であと二・三回くり返せば完璧にケンカ別れだ
Sorry for the trouble today, too. It seems they're in the middle of a fight according to the scouts. If we keep this up a few more times it should be the perfect breakup fight.

Panel 3
いつまでこんなことを続けるつもりだ
How long do you plan on keeping this up?

Panel 4
バッ！
Ba! - Bam!

Panel 6
でもザナドゥーがよく協力を承知しましたね
But how did you get Xanadu to consent to cooperate?

ハッハッ
Ha ha

Panel 7
こないだの事件の時彼がハンセンという金持ちを殺してすり変わったとぼくが推理したろう
Recently, I inferred that in an incident he killed a rich man called Hansen and replaced him.

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Panel 1
ハンセンの屋敷をたずねておまえはザナドゥーだと決めつけたら最初はツラをきってたが結局ごまかしきれずに認めたんだ
I visited Hansen's mansion and when I took him to task about being Xanadu at first he kept up the charade, but in the end he finally realized he couldn't fool me.

Panel 2
だって指紋を調べれば簡単にわかることだからなそうなれば正体をバラされないために力をかすほかなかったというわけさ
His fingerprints could be investigated easily, to in order to protect his true identity he had no choice but to lend me his strength.

Panel 3
彼は一人殺してるんですよ。殺人犯を脅迫するのは危険じゃないですか
He's killed on person. Isn't it dangerous to threaten a murderer?

カッカッ
Ka ka - Click click

Panel 4
心配するな。ぼくに何かあったら自分の悪事が発表されることをこの好青年は知っているのだ
Don't worry. If something happens to me this good young man knows his evil deeds will be announced.

まったく。。。
Really...

Panel 5
とにかくこんなまわりくどいことをやっているのはどうかと思う わたしがバンコラン少佐になりすましマライヒ君とやらに別れ話をもちだせばすむことではないのか
Anyhow, I don't like the idea of doing this so indirectly. If I masquerade as Major Bancoran, then he and little Maraich will begin talking about separating.

Panel 6
そうですよ。でなけりゃぼくはバンコランさんを夢中にさせてもいい
That's right. I can entrance Bancoran!

えっ？
Eh?

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Panel 1
メリネラじゃずいぶん年上の男性を泣かせたんです。二人を別れさせるくらい簡単ですよ
In Malynera I've made many older men cry. Separating two people is easy.

Panel 2
なんだこいつは
Who is this guy?

マリネラの美少年の中でも一番したたかそうなのをつれてきたんです
We got the most severe beautiful boy in Malynera.

Panel 3
わが国の教育制度には欠陥があるんじゃないか
Our country's educational system doesn't have any defects?

トップがトップですから
Because the top is the top.

Panel 4
君たちの言いたいことはわかった
I know what you want to say.

Panel 5
しかし君たちはあの二人を知らんどんな変装もマライヒの目をごまかすことはできないだろうしバンコランの眼力の威力は想像を絶するのだ
But you guys don't know those two. Not just any disguise could deceive Maraich's eyes, and Bancoran's eye powers are beyond imagination.

Panel 6
まわりくどいようでもこのやり方が一番だ
バンコランの明日の予定は？
It's indirect but this is the best way.
What's the plan for Bancoran tomorrow?

休暇が終わって明日から仕事です
His vacation ends tomorrow so he'll be at work.

Panel 7
じゃあ攻撃方法を変えなくちゃならんな。一日休んであさってから再開しよう
Then we'll change our method of attack. Take a break for a day and we'll resume the day after that.

はっ
Yes sir.

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Panel 1
ゆうちょうなことを

チッ

Panel 2
わたしだって忙しいんだぞ。ザナドゥーという人格を抹殺してまで財産をうばい返したのはわたしと同じようなみなし子のための施設を作るためなのだ
I will be busy as well. Even though I've erased the character called Xanadu, I retook my property in order to create a facility for other orphans like myself.

すいません なんせ一度言いだしたらきかなくて
I'm sorry. Anyhow, once he's said something he won't listen.

Panel 4
バンコラン少佐を落とす自信があるか
Are you confident you can persuade Major Bancoran to sleep with you?

Panel 5
ニッ
Ni - Grin

Panel 6
翌日 二人はパタリロの指示にさからって行動を起こしました
The next day, the two took action against Patalliro's directions.

Panel 8
カッカッ
Ka ka - Click click

Panel 9
えっ少佐に会いたいって。。。君は？
Eh, you what to meet with the Major... and you are?

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Panel 1
きのうおとといとお会いできなかった者だと言っていただければ
Tell him it's the person he wasn't able to meet yesterday and the day before yesterday.

ふうん
Hnn.

Panel 2
ピンポーン
Pin poon - Ding doong

Panel 3
はーい どなたー
Yees, who is it?

Panel 4
なにっとうとう現われたか！すぐ通せ！
What? He finally appeared?! Let him in immediately!

Panel 5
二日も待ちぼうけをくわせおって！
He made me wait for two days for nothing!

バチッ
Bachi - Snap

Panel 6
キッ
Ki - Squeak

Panel 7
カチャ
Kacha - Click

Panel 8
マライヒ 話があるんだが
Maraich, we need to talk.

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Panel 1
君が情報提供者か？
You're the information provider?

シュバッ
Shuba - Shoobam

Panel 2
ガン！
Gan! - Pow!

Panel 3
ガッ！
Ga! - Pow!

Panel 4
ドウッ
Dou - Thud

Panel 5
ドテッ
Dote - Fall

おいっ？！
Hey?!

Panel 6
バンコランに化けるなんて身のほど知らずな！
I don't know who you are disguising yourself as Bancoran!

Panel 7
心の底から彼を愛してるぼくをだませると思ったのか！答えろ！どこの組織の人間だ！
I love him from the bottom of my heart; did you think you could deceive me?! Answer me! What organization are you from?!

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Panel 1
これほど簡単に見やぶられるとは。。。早目に現役を引退してよかったかな
For someone to see through me this easily... Maybe I should have retired early.

何っ？！
What?!

Panel 2
意識して眼力を使ったわけではないのだが。。。おい大丈夫か！
I didn't mean to use my eye powers... Hey, are you okay?!

ああっ。。。！
Aah...!

Panel 3
パタリロ殿下の言った通りだ！ぼくなんかたちうちできる相手じゃない！
I did what His Highness Patalliro said to! I couldn't oppose him!

パタリロだと？！
Patalliro?!

Panel 4
ピーッ
Pii - Beep

Panel 5
カチッ
Kachi - Click

もしもしバンコラン？！
Hello, this is Bancoran?!

Panel 6
マライヒかどうした！
Maraich, what's wrong?!

実は。。。！
Actually...!

Panel 8
あれえ？
Huh?

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Panel 1
ふしだら美少年はどうした
What happened to the messy pretty boy?

出かけましたよ
He went out.

Panel 2
なんだ せっかく美少年の正しい生き方をレクチャーしようと思ったのに
What? I thought I would lecture him on the correct way to live as a pretty boy.

あっ帰ってきた
Ah, here he comes.

Panel 3
あん
Ahn.

Panel 4
ザナドゥーも一緒か今日は出番はないぞ
Xanadu is with him, too? It wasn't your turn today.

聞きたいことがある
I want to ask you something.

Panel 5
いいとも何でも聞けぼくの好きな物を聞いてプレゼントしてくれるのか？
Sure, ask me anything. Do you want to ask about my favorite things for a present?

ハッハッ
Ha ha

Panel 6
現金が好きだ
I like money.

われわれはなぜこんなことをしなくてはならんのだ
Why are you making us do this?

Panel 7
それは最初に話したろう。バンコランがぼくをひどい目に会わせたからかたきをうつんだ
I told you that from the start. Since Bancoran made me suffer through a terrible experience, I'm punishing my enemy.

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Panel 1
おまえが邪魔したのが悪いんじゃないのか
Isn't it bad that you interfered?

邪魔なんかしてない！スパイを逃がしたのはあいつが無能だからだ！
I didn't interfere! The spy escaped because he's incompetent!

Panel 2
無能か？
Incompetent?

無能も無能！あいつにできることといったら美少年をベッドにつれこむことだけだ！
Incompetence is incompetence! The only thing that guy can do is bring pretty boys to his bed!

Panel 3
知ってるか？あいつは下半身で物を考えるんだぞ。下半身にしか存在価値がないんだ
Did you know? That guy thinks with the lower half of his body. He has no value beyond the lower half of his body.

ウププッ
Upupu

ほほう
Ho hoh

Panel 4
それにあいつはいろいろな事件を解決したように言ってるが それもぼくの手助けがあればこそだ
Although he says that he's solved various incidents, it's just because I helped him.

フッフッ
Hu hu

Panel 5
あいつが少佐でいられるのは ぼくのおかげなんだ。でなけりゃ今ごろ情報部を追い出されてのたれ死にだ
That fellow can only stay a Major because of me. Otherwise he'd have been driven out of the Information Bureau by now and committed suicide.

ワッハッハッ
Wahaha

Panel 6
彼に恨みをはらすのが目的ならなぜマライヒをまきぞえにする
If your goal is to settle a grudge with him, why are you getting Maraich involved?

あいつらは一蓮托生だ。あんな奴らがいるからエイズがなくならないんだー！！
He's sharing his fate. It's because of people like them that AIDS hasn't disappeared!!

Panel 7
あっ？！
Ah?!

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Panel 1
えっ？
Eh?

Panel 2
あれっ？
Huh?

Panel 3
おや~~~？
Oh~~~?

Panel 4
死ねっ！
Die!

Panel 6
というわけでパタリロは前回にもまして ひどくたたきのめされてしまいました。しかし病院で叫ぶ言葉は
So Patalliro was beaten down even more severely than the last time. However, in the hospital he cried the word-

しかえしだー！！
Reveeenge!!

Panel 7
悪循環は続きます
The vicious circle continues.

パタリロの謀略/おわり
Patalliro's Scheme / End

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国玉
King