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花とゆめCOMICS
Hana to yume comics

パタリロ!
Patalliro!

第44巻
Volume 44

魔夜峰央
Mineo MAYA

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目次
Table of Contents

えげつない奴(パタリロ!189)。。。。5
Dirty Fellow (Patalliro! 189) ..........5

何かのまちがい(パタリロ!190)。。。。35
Some Kind of Mistake (Patalliro! 190) ..........35

パタリロの子供(パタリロ!191)。。。。65
Patalliro's Children (Patalliro! 191) ..........65

ゲームの名は「不可能犯罪」(パタリロ!192)。。。。123
The Name of the Game is "Impossible Crime" (Patalliro! 192) ..........123

強力な説得(パタリロ!193)。。。。153
Powerful Persuasion (Patalliro! 193) ..........153

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えげつない奴
パタリロ!189
Dirty Fellow
Patalliro! 189

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Panel 1
アメリカ
America

ばびゅーん
Babyuun - Fwooom

出番はこれだけニャ
This is it for my turn nyah

Panel 2
金融業者のゴルードマンの会社
The financier Goldman's business

ドーン！
Doon! - Boom!

Panel 4
ふーむ
Hmm

Panel 5
トントン
Ton ton - Tap tap

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Panel 3
うーむ
Hmm

Panel 4
バサッ
Basa - Rustle

Panel 6
わっ！
Wah!

反応のにぶい奴だ
You have a slow reaction.

Panel 7
何だ きさまは！
Who are you?!

失礼なことを言うな 見てわからんか！
Don't be rude! Can't you tell by looking?!

Panel 8
わからんから聞いてるんだ！
I'm asking because I don't know!

シュタッ！
Shuta! - Whoosh!

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Panel 1
むっ！そのかまえ拳法だな！
Nn! Do a Kenpo stance!

Panel 2
昔 少しかじったことがある
I took a bit a long time ago.

Panel 3
こうやってみろ
Try doing this.

Panel 4
こうか？
Like this?

Panel 5
ティモテ　ティモテ~
Timotei Timotei~
*A reference to a shampoo commercial. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HNTye1Vumk

Panel 6
ゴインゴイン
Goin goin - Bam bam

Panel 7
何しに来た！
Why did you come here?!

やかましいこの冷血鬼！
Shut up, you cold-hearted demon!

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Panel 1
何のことだ
What is this about?

ケロッ
Kero - Casual

Panel 2
とぼけるな！おまえ こないだのジェール君をふったそうじゃないか！
Don't play dumb! I heard you rejected Joule recently!

人の恋愛問題に口を出さないでもらおう
Don't butt into other people's love problems.

ケロケロッ
Kero kero - Casual

Panel 3
そうはいくか 本気で好きだの何だのと並べたてて あきたらすぐポイとはひどいじゃないか！
As if! You told him you truly loved him and such and when you got tired of him you immediately tossed him aside, isn't that cruel?!

人の心はうつろいやすいものだ
People's hearts change.

Panel 4
ジェール君は泣いてるぞ！
Joule is crying!

Panel 5
ハンカチでも送ろうか？
I could send him a handkerchief?

おのれは~~~顔だけじゃなく性格もバンコランそっくりだな
You~~~ You don't just look like Bancoran, but your personality is the same, too.

Panel 6
まあいい 今日はそんな話で来たんじゃないんだ
Well, that's enough. I didn't come here to discuss that today.

Panel 7
金もうけのアイデアがあるんだがひと口のらんか？
I have an idea to make money, but are you going to bite?

うん？！
Hn?!

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Panel 1
そういう話なら大歓迎だ まあ座れコーヒーでも飲むか？
If you said that I'd have given you a warm welcome. Well, take a seat. Would you like some coffee?

げんきんな奴だ
You'll do anything for money.

Panel 2
現金をあつかうのか
Do you deal with cash?

がっつくな！
Don't be so greedy!

Panel 3
これを見ろ
Look at this.

Panel 5
そっくりだろう？
Doesn't he look just like you?

鏡を見ているようだな 誰だ
It's like looking into a mirror. Who is he?

Panel 6
英国軍情報部MI6のバンコラン少佐だ 人呼んで美少年キラー
Major Bancoran of England's information bureau, MI6. Also called the "Pretty Boy Killer".

Panel 7
この人物が金もうけをさせてくれるのか？
Does he make money?

ハッハッ！
Ha ha!

Panel 8
ふざけるな こいつがそんないい奴か！
Don't joke, as if he's such a good person!

知らんわい
I don't know him.

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Panel 1
こいつはぼくが金もうけという高尚な趣味を楽しもうとすると決まって横やりをいれるんだ！
He objects to my noble hobby of moneymaking!

Panel 2
横やりっ！
Interfere!
*In Japanese, "yokoyari" is to "interfere". "Yoko" also means "side" and "yari" can be "spear".

Panel 3
たてやりっ！
Standing spear!
*"Tateyari".

Panel 4
なげやりっ！
Fallen spear!
*"Nageyari".

Panel 5
やりっぱなし！
Incomplete!
*"Yarippanashi".

Panel 6
このあとどうしたらいいのか やりくりがつかない！
What should I do after this? I won't be able to make do!
*"Make do" is "yarikuri".

Panel 7
何なんだ
What was that?

だから~~~
So~~~

Panel 8
このバンコランという男はおまえと同じで美少年が好きなのだ
The man named Bancoran likes pretty boys like you do.

それは頼もしい
That's promising.

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Panel 1
だが こいつはぜいたくにも美しくて しかも素直な性格の少年しか相手にしないのだ
But, he's extravagant ignores everyone but beautiful boys with docile personalities.

美少年というだけでは満足しないのか？！
He's not satisfied with them just being beautiful boys?!

Panel 2
それはぜいたくだな わたしなら とりあえず味見をしてみるが
That's a luxury. If it were me, I'd at least sample them.

同じ変態でも より好みをしないだけ おまえの方がえらい
More than having the same tasted, you're the same kind of pervert. You're a terrible person.

Panel 3
待て 瞬間芸を見せてやろう
Wait. Let me show you something.

Panel 4
瞬間芸
Look.

Panel 5
肛門
An anus.

Panel 6
おかしいなあ この芸はどこでやっても受けたためしがない
Strange. That's poorly received no matter where I do it.

あたりまえだバカたれが！！
Of course it is, you idiot!!

Panel 7
早い話がだ
To make a long story short...

どこが早いんだ！どこが！
How is that short?! How?!

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Panel 1
バンコランの回りには奴に想いを寄せていながら相手にされない少年がけっこういるというわけだ
Boys confess around Bancoran but he doesn't care for the ones who confess.

もったいない あーもったいない
What a waste. Aah, what a waste.

Panel 2
テレビねたからはなれんか！
Get your television jokes away from me!

始めたのはおまえだ！
You started it!

Panel 3
と言っても こういう傾向は最近のことで 以前は美少年なら犬の子でも手を出してたんだ 中年になって体力がついていかなくなったんだな
Whatever you say, before he took up those tendencies recently. Before he would even reach out to a puppy if it was a pretty boy. But now he's middle-aged and can't do that anymore.

何歳だ？
How old is he?

Panel 4
27歳 立派な中年だ
27. He's a splendid middle-aged man.

ケンカを売ってるのか わたしは30だぞ
Are you looking for a fight? I'm 30.

Panel 5
そーゆー話は
Putting that

Panel 6
置いといて
aside.

Panel 7
30？！老人じゃないか！
30?! Aren't you an old man?!

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Panel 1
テレビねたはやめんか！
Don't make television jokes!

えーい 話を進めろ！
Eeeh, move on!

Panel 2
先日もこういうことがあった
This happened the other day.

ブロロロ
Burororo - Vrooom

Panel 3
イギリスで女王陛下主催の園遊会が行われてバンコランが警備をおおせつかったのだ
The Queen of England was sponsoring a garden party in England, and Bancoran was assigned as security.

Panel 4
軍情報部が警備を？
Is it the job of the information bureau to be guards?

女王陛下の覚えがめでたくてな
Please remember it was the Queen, it was a rare occasion.

Panel 5
おまえは顔がめでたい
Your face is rare.

そうほめるな
Don't praise me so.

ハッハッ
Ha ha

Panel 6
ハッ！
Hah!

Panel 7
まったく何でわたしがこんな仕事を
Why do I have to do this work? Geez.

ブッブッ
Bu bu - Mutter

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Panel 1
君！警備の人？！
You! Are you a guard?!

Panel 2
そうだが
Yes.

ニコッ
Niko - Smile

Panel 3
ぼくの父は上院議員のハイラム公爵だ！君かっこいいな！今度家へ遊びに来い！
My father is the senator, Duke Hiram! You're cool! Come over to my house tonight to play!

Panel 4
ムッ
Hmph

Panel 5
遊び相手なら他をさがせ
If you're looking for a playmate, look elsewhere.

あっ！
Ah!

Panel 6
美少年のさそいをことわるとは
You refused an invitation from a pretty boy?

世の中には顔も心ももっとかわいい子がいくらもいる 時間のむだだ
How many other boys are there in the world with cuter faces and hearts? It's a waste of time.

Panel 7
ここで何をしている！
What are you doing here?!

女王にまねかれたんだ 国賓だぞ
I was invited by the Queen. I'm a state guest.

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Panel 1
何が国賓だ 国賊のぶんざいで
A state guest? You have the importance of a traitor.

どーゆー言われ方だ
What are you trying to say?

Panel 2
まあいい 水差しなんか持って帰るんじゃないぞ
That's enough. Don't take a pitcher home.

人を泥棒みたいに
You act like I'm a burglar.

Panel 3
というわけだ
So that's what happened.

キュッキュッ
Kyu kyu - Rub rub

それで？
And?

Panel 4
わからん奴だな そういった金持ちの息子たちにバンコランを世話したら金になると思わんか？
Don't you get it? Don't you think it'd be profitable for Bancoran to look after such rich boys?

Panel 5
ちょっと待て
Wait a minute.

ジャスモーメン
Just a moment.

Panel 6
まさかとは思うがわたしにその少佐の身代わりを？
You can't mean that you want me to be a substitute for the major?

ピンポーン
Pin poon - Bingo

Panel 7
わたしがそんな話にのると思うのか？
Do you think I'd be interested in a proposal like that?

美少年といいことができてお金がもうかるんだぞ
You'd be with pretty boys and get paid.

Panel 8
分け前の相談をしよう
Let's discuss my cut.

よし
All right.

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Panel 2
スッスッ
Su su - Slide

Panel 4
バサッ
Basa - Rustle

Panel 6
ふむ
Hmm

Panel 7
ギッ
Gi - Squeak

用意はいいか？
Are you ready?

不思議なほどよく似ている
We're strangely similar.

Panel 8
感心してる場合か最初のお客さんが待ってるからすぐロビーに来い！
This isn't the time to admire yourself. Your first guest is waiting, so hurry and come to the lobby!

バタン
Batan - Slam

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Panel 1
パキッ
Paki - Snap

ギッ
Gi - Squeak

Panel 2
お言いつけ通り顧客のリストから美少年好きの中年をピックアップしました 一人下に待たせています
According to the instructions, a middle-aged man who loves pretty boys was picked up from a list of client. One is waiting right now.

よし行くか
All right, shall we go?

Panel 3
カッカッ
Ka ka - Click click

Panel 4
ほら お待ちかねの
Here, sorry to keep you waiting.

あ！
Ah!

Panel 5
こちらハイラム公爵のご子息のケント君 こちらバンコラン少佐
This is Duke Hiram's son, Kent. This is Major Bancoran.

知ってる
I know.

Panel 6
それじゃあとは若い方同士で
Then I'll see you youngin's later.

Panel 7
ホッホッ
Ho ho

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Panel 1
あのおじいさんに高い紹介料をとられたよ
あなたがお金で言うことをきくとは思わなかった
That old man took my high referral fee.
I didn't think you would ask for money.

Panel 2
情報部の給料は安いのだ
The wages at the information bureau are low.

Panel 3
立ち話をしていてもしょうがない 上に部屋が用意してある
It's no use standing around talking. There's a room available.

うふふっ
Uhuhu

Panel 4
パシャッ
Pasha - Click

Panel 5
ホッホッ
Ho ho

Panel 6
シャワーッ
Shawaa - Swaaash

Panel 7
キュッ
Kyu - Squeak

Panel 8
さあ あなたもシャワーを
Now, you take a shower, too.

Panel 9
カチッ
Kachi - Click

Panel 10
ベッドで待ってろ
Wait on the bed.

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Panel 1
パサッ
Pasa - Rustle

Panel 2
うふっ
Uhu

ギシッ
Gishi - Squeak

Panel 4
ギシ
Gishi - Squeak

Panel 5
あれっ 早かったね
Ah, that was fast.

しっ
Sh

Panel 6
ギシッギシギシギシッ
Gishi gishi gishi gishi - Creak creak creak creak

Panel 7
やん 長い髪がくすぐったい
あっ。。。！
Yahn, your long hair is ticklish.
Ah...!

Panel 8
あん！そんな所にキスしちゃ。。。！
あっ。。。！
ああっ。。。！
Ahn! Kissing in a place like that...!
Ah...!
Aah...!

Panel 9
ああーっ！！
Aah!!

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Panel 1
ギシギシッギシッ
Gishi gishi gishi - Creak creak creak

Panel 2
フーッ
Phew

Panel 3
ギッ！
Gi! - Squeak!

Panel 5
バタン！
Batan! - Slam!

Panel 6
いかがでした
How was it?

最高だー！
That was the best!

Panel 7
しっ声が大きい
Sh, don't yell.

Panel 8
あのね
Umm...

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Panel 1
やっぱり若い子はいいねえ！またこういう機会があったら頼むよ！
I knew it, young boys are good! If there's a chance like this again, ask me!

Panel 2
約束の金だ！
Here's the money I promised!

どうも
Here.

Panel 3
悪どい金もうけはいつものことだが今度のはちょっとえげつないな
Making money in a vicious way is normal, but this time it's a bit vulgar.

んだ
Yeah.

Panel 4
ウフッウフフッ
Uhu uhuhu

Panel 5
あなたってテクニシャンだね
You're a good lay.

人は見かけによらないものさ
You can't judge people by their looks.

Panel 6
今度いつ会ってくれる？
When will we meet again?

忙しいんだ
I'm busy.

Panel 7
冷たいなあ！じゃあ お手紙書いてもいい？！
That's cold! Then, can we write?!

Panel 8
自宅はこまるぞ 情報部あてにしてくれ
It would be a problem at home. Send it to the information bureau.

うん！
Okay!

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Panel 1
というわけでにせバンコランのえげつない商売は続いた
So they continued the vulgar business with the fake Bancoran.

さがしてみると結構希望者がいるんだよ 今のところ7人順番を待ってる
When I searched there were plenty of people interested. Right now there are 7 people waiting for their turn.

Panel 3
パシャッ
Pasha - Click

Panel 5
あのアホガキから紹介料の半分それにスケベ中年どもからも金をふんだくれる こんな楽な金もうけはないな
I'm getting half of the referral fees from those foolish kids and those horny middle-aged men. This is easy money.

Panel 6
ただ自分で少年たちの相手ができないのが残念だが。。。まあ趣味より実益だ
It's too bad that I can't play with the boys myself... Well, it's more beneficial than a hobby.

Panel 7
そんなこんなで2週間がすぎパタリロが紹介した少年の数も10人をこえた
Just like that 2 weeks passed and Patalliro introduced more than 10 boys to people.

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Panel 1
もしもしぼくだ 次の子は今夜8時ファイナルホテルの一0一号室で待ってる
Hello, it's me. The next boy will be waiting in room 101 in the Final Hotel at 8 tonight.

Panel 2
わかった
I got it.

チン
Chin - Click

Panel 3
ボス
Boss.

Panel 4
例の貸しつけの件で電話がありました そろそろアメリカにお帰りねがいませんと
There was a call about the loan. He asked whether you'd return to America soon.

そうか
I see.

Panel 5
よし休暇は終わりだ
All right, the holiday is over.

Panel 6
今夜の子はわたしが相手をして それでおひらきにしよう最終便の切符をとれ
I'll visit the kid tonight and call in a night after that. Reserve a ticket for the last flight.

はっ！
Yes sir!

Panel 7
その前に
Before that...

Panel 8
ピッポッピッ
Pi po pi - Beep bop boop

Panel 9
軍情報部？バンコラン少佐に伝言を頼む
Information Bureau? I'd like to give Major Bancoran a message.

Panel 10
こちらの名はどうでもいい 少佐の名をかたる不届き者がいるから今夜ファイナルホテルへ行けと伝えろ
My name doesn't matter. Tell the major that there's a nefarious person using his name who'll go to the Final Hotel tonight.

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Panel 1
これでいい
That should do it.

ガチャン
Gachan - Click

本物と顔をあわせるおつもりで？
Do you plan on meeting the real thing?

Panel 2
少佐に会ったら あのガキにそそのかされてやったことを正直に白状するのだ 張本人はあのアホガキなのだから少佐にこっぴどい目にあわされるだろう
If I meet the major, I'll confess honestly that that brat instigated it. Because that stupid kid was the ringleader, the major will make him suffer horribly.

Panel 3
紹介料をわたしと山分けにしようなどと考えるよくばりには天罰をあたえて
He should have split the referral fee with me. Greed is rewarded with divine punishment.

フッフッ
Hu hu

Panel 4
わたしはそれを横目で見ながら退場するという寸法だ
The plan is to exit while giving him a sidelong glance.

みごとにえげつないお考えで
That's a splendidly vulgar idea.

いやはや
Oh dear

Panel 7
バタバタ
Bata bata - Clatter clatter

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Panel 1
バーン
Baan - Bam

Panel 3
カッカッ
Ka ka - Click click

Panel 4
ギッ！
Gi! - Squeak!

Panel 5
いない！
He's not here!

バタン
Batan - Slam

Panel 6
誰が送ってよこしたのか知らないけどこの手紙
I don't know who sent this letter.

カサカサ
Kasa kasa - Rustle rustle

Panel 7
今夜8時ファイナルホテルの一0一号室へ行ってごらんなさい 写真のような面白い光景が見られますよ
Go to room 101 at 8 tonight. You'll see an interesting sight like in these pictures.

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Panel 1
という文面と一緒にバンコランが男の子と写ってる写真が10枚以上も。。。
And the letter came with more than 10 pictures of Bancoran with boys...

Panel 2
最近まじめに帰ってくるから安心してたのに いつこんなふしだらなまねをしてたんだろう
Recently he's been coming home diligently so I was relieved. When did he have time to act so slutty?

Panel 3
忙しいと言いながら浮気する時間だけはひねり出すんだから本当に。。。本当に。。。
When I worked it out the only time he had to cheat was when he said he was busy... I really... really...

Panel 4
あの人だけは信用できないー！！
Can't believe that man!!

ワアアアッ
Waaaah

Panel 5
ガチャッ
Gacha - Click

待たせたかな？さあかわい子ちゃんわたしといいことをしよう
Did I keep you waiting? Now then, cutie, let's have fun.

Panel 6
キッ
Ki - Glare

Panel 7
おう 上玉じゃないか！
Oh, what a gem!

Panel 8
ジャキッ
Jaki - Shing

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Panel 1
浮気者ー！！
Cheater!!

冷静な時だったら もちろん一目でニセ者と見破ったろう しかし 嫉妬にかられたマライヒは完全に逆上していた！
If he was calm, of course he'd see through the disguise in a second. However, when he was jealous Maraich was in a complete frenzy!

Panel 2
むっ殺気！
Mph, he's seething!

シュビッ！
Shubi! - Whish!

殺気じたならこの男もすぐ逃げればいいものを拳法などをかじっていたため つい対抗する気になった！
If he was thirsty for blood, this man should flee immediately, but because he took a little kenpo he decided to oppose him!

Panel 3
それが命とりだった
That was deadly.

グシャッ！
Gusha! - Crush!

Panel 4
くやしー！！
I'm so frustrated!!

ギャーッ！！
Gyaaah!!

Panel 5
今ごろ ひどい目にあってるだろうなあ
Sounds like he's suffering a lot right now.

クックッ
Ku ku - Chuckle

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Panel 1
おい
Hey.

おいはいませんが千住におばさんが
Hey isn't here, just Senju's auntie.

Panel 2
あ？！
Ah?!

ドキッ
Doki - Ba-dum

ここで何をしている
What are you doing here?

Panel 3
いや あのえーと
Well, you see, umm...

Panel 4
だから 千住のおばさんを待ってるんだ おまえこそ こんな所で何をしてる
I'm waiting for Senju's aunt. What are you doing here?

わたしの名をかたる不届き者がいるとタレこみがあったのだ
Someone squealed that a nefarious person was using my name.

Panel 5
最近 情報部にわけのわからん手紙が届くし
Recently, a gibberish letter came to the information bureau.

テクニシャンとか何とか
About being a good shag and such.

どういうことかと思っていたのだ
I wondered what that meant.

Panel 6
やはり おまえがからんでいたのか
Are you involved with this?

ぼくが？！何を？！冗談じゃない ぼくは潔白だ！
Me?! What?! Give me a break, I'm innocent!

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Panel 1
否定するところがあやしい！
Your denial is suspicious!

ワーッ！！
Waaah!!

Panel 2
ギャーッ！！
Gyaaah!!

Panel 3
助けてー！！
Save me!!

Panel 4
待てー！
Wait!

Panel 5
あっほら見ろ あいつがニセ者だ！おまえに化けてマライヒを手ごめにしようとしたんだ！
Ah, look there, it's the fake! He tried to change into you and rape Maraich!

何っ？！
What?!

Panel 6
わたしのマライヒを？！
What did he try to do to my Maraich?!

カッ
Ka - Glare

実はバンコランも相当なやきもちやきだった！
Truthfully, Bancoran is an extremely jealous person, too!

Panel 7
んっ？！
Nn?!

Panel 8
おお君がバンコラン少佐か！聞いてくれ 実はわたしはそそのかされて
Ooh, you're Major Bancoran?! Listen, I was actually coerced by...

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Panel 1
やかましい！！
Shut up!!

Panel 2
パシャッ
Pasha - Click

Panel 3
パシャッ
Pasha - Click

Panel 5
お望みどおり君をふったプレイボーイを痛めつけてやったぞ これで満足か？
I hurt the playboy who rejected you like you wanted. Are you satisfied now?

Panel 6
うん。。。でも
Yes, but...

Panel 7
でも？
But?

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Panel 1
ここまでメタメタにしてくれなくてもよかったけど
You didn't have to be so intense.

ぼくもそう思う
I thought so, too.

Panel 2
バンコランが現われたのが計算外だったんだ ゴールドマンが何かたくらんだらしいんだがおかげでバンコランとマライヒのダブル攻撃だ
Bancoran's appearance wasn't in the calculations. It seems Goldman was scheming something, but thanks to that he was double-teamed by Bancoran and Maraich.

Panel 3
体中の骨が折れていて病院に運びこんだ時には医者がどうして生きてるのか不思議がってたからなあ
When bones all over his body were broken and he was carried to the hospital the doctor wasn't sure whether he'd live or not.

Panel 4
まあこれで気が晴れるとは思えんが いつまで恨んでいてもしょうがない キッパリ忘れてしまえ
Well, you don't seem satisfied but it's no use bearing a grudge. Forget the whole thing.

Panel 5
ありがとう
Thanks.

さて ついては謝礼の件だが
Now, there's the matter of the reward.

Panel 6
最初に話したようにお礼といっても ぼくお金は持ってないし
Even if you mention a fee, I don't have any money.

心配するな
Don't worry.

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Panel 1
国王という立場上ぼくはいろんな人間と会うんだがそのうちの何人かに君の写真を見せたら興味をもってくれてな
I meet with various people because of my status as a king, but if I showed them your picture I wonder how many would be interested.

はあ？
Haah?

Panel 2
たとえば彼だが
For example, him.

Panel 4
大金持ちの貴族だ 彼とデートしてくれ
He's a very rich aristocrat. Please date him.

デート？！
Date?!

Panel 5
食事をしてお芝居でも見えばいいんだ そしたら彼がおこづかいをくれるから それをこっちに回してくれればいい
You should go for food with him or see a play or something. Then he'll give you spending money, and you can give that to me.

ええっ？！でも。。。！
Eeh?! But...!

Panel 6
むずかしいことじゃない もちろん君の気がむいてもうちょっと深いおつきあいをすればもっとたくさんおゼゼをいただけるわけだが。。。
Don't be difficult. Of course, if you're so inclined, if your relationship gets a bit deeper then you'll be able to get more bucks...

やっぱり一番えげつないのはパタリロです
Of course, the dirtiest one was Patalliro.

えげつない奴/おわり
Dirty Fellow / End

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